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Name: Luis
Location: California, United States
Birthday: 4/19/1983
Gender: Male
Interests: Kicking ass
Expertise: The only area I am expert in is the area of kicking ass.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Member Since:
1/24/2004
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Its easy to say no but even easier to say yes. You notice that everyhting about her is perfectly out of place. The rings under her eyes make her already dark eyes darker. Allowing you to sink deeper in to her, looking for the switch to turn on the light inside her. The more you look at her, the more her eyes dart from different objects in the room looking for something, but neither you or her have any idea what it is she is looking for. Her hair is in a ponytail, with enough white hairs that it makes her look experienced but not worn. You notice the spots in her uniform from many years of not washing the stains before they stain. The uniform is slightly to big for her as if either her clothes grew or she shrank. Either way those slight imperfections is what makes her perfect. You love her and that scares you. But you can not help it. You try to fight the feeling but you are weak so the fight doesn't last long. You notice the scars on her arms that were a result of her inability to not scratch her chx pox. You notice this. You notice everything about her but she does not notice you.
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| - every track is off the hingesGuess waht gang i am back from the dead.... okay i am not actually cause i was never dead but i am back from financial death, you see i just got back from Las Vegas baby!!!!!!.... Man that place is so damn expensive, okay any place where a fucking drink costs more than $15 is fucking insane.... but you know whati paid that shit more than once actually more like 10 times.... now that i look back at it i spent about 300 dollars on drinks alone, ALONE...damn why do i have to be so damn ugly, just playing i am actually very very good looking, like to the point where chicks are too intimadated by my boyish good looks  thats why i did not get any play in VEGAS BABY!!!!!! ..... but anywho i had the time of my life there was so much to do and we tried to do it all.... the earliest i got back to the hotel was 5:00 A.M. the latest was 1:00 P.M..... damn that was a long as night..... all the clubs were hella sick and the clubs here are absolutely no comparison to the clubs in VEGAS BABY!!!!!... club Rain was the sickest of the sick the place holds close 4,000 people and it seemed that all 3,995 people were way better looking than the PPACG.... i cant wait till next time i get to go which will be hoepefully before next year..... The next trip i am palning is Hawaii, but when i get back to VEGAS BABY !!!!! will be to see a champion boxing fight at the MGM, or Ceasar or Mandalay Bay.... money is no factor in VEGAS BABY !!!!! .....until next time fellow miscrients.... Cruz Out...... | | |
| Okay let lay it down for you...... guys "will" do what ever it takes to get and hold onto the pussy... (excuse my language).... and when I say what ever it takes, I mean whatever it fucking takes....cause i will be honest with you, if someone was to offer guranteed pussy for the rest of my life only if I allow them to cut off my left arm, I would serioulsy consider that proposition... It would have to sleep on it, and maybe I would or maybe I wouldn't but it will not be an easy decision.... In my head I would be thinking, okay I am right handed therefore my left hand is almost useless, I could learn how to wipe my ass with just one hand... and imagine how much money i would save on only having to by one glove instead of two... the only thing that would stop me is that, i will not be able to play video games or how will i be able to hold a magazine while my other hand is "occupied"... What do you think i am crazy masterbating is a two hand operation.... I know what you are thinking i will be having sex for the rest of my life, why do i need to masterbate anymore? ..... Unless i am having sex 24 hours a day seven days a week 365 days a year with playboy models, then masterbating will become unecessary.... And i dont think Mr Heffner will becoming to my door asking me to be a fluffer for The Lesbians: The Hunt For the Golden Clitoris....Therefore on the grounds that my left arm is essential for masterbating, I will not cut my arm off, so stop asking damn it... Who do you think i am some kind of sex addict.... You crazy... well I have to go now and um you know ....masterbate... damn it I need to be more subtle, i dont want them to think i am some kinda of weirdo that only masterbates cause i dont alright... And if i did so what everyon masterbates.. In fact I am helping with population problem so there, I should get a medal for my hard work shiiittt, but anyways until next time fellow masterbaters...............Cruz out..............
A line from The Lesbian: The Hunt For the Golden Clitoris
"Oh no Dr. Gotbig Dick is very close to finding the golden clitoris, and we have to stop him or else every lesbian in the world will become.... straight.... NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
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| Holy Shit it has been a long as time since the last time i made an entry and quite frankly i really did not have much to write or have the motivation to write anything. But here I am, at work and ready to stick a pen in my eye just so i wont fall asleep :) so i guess i have both time and motivation ( i really like my eyes). I guess the biggest thing is that I got in an accident that left me without a car for a month and $6,000 poorer..YEAH!!!!!  ... I was so happy for a while there cause you know what I didn't even need car and what is $6,000 to a baller like me. When you sleep on a bed made of $100 bills, Six thousand might as well been six thousand pennies..... but I digress, but things change very recently like i got a brand new used shiny black truck.... In the words of the greatest philosopher and philanthropis of our time, Mr. Sean "P. Diddy" Combs, " Dont push us cause we are close to the edge/we're trying not to lose our heads huh huh huh/ I thought I told you that we wont stop...... I dont know where that came from but there it is... So yeah I have a new truck that will hopefully get me a new friend or a couple of new friends, i mean the truck can fit 4 new friends  .... So i am off to make money without doing anything at all.... So i will leave you with a quote from another man of wisdom Jay london, " Dont worry this is almost over...Thank you ..... So i will leave you with a joke..... Thank you" .... Until the next time that any one of you are lucky enough to see me adios amigos.... | | |
| - Sorry for making your life a living hellSo it is officiall baby.......VEGAS HERE WE COME BIACTHESS!!!!!!!....... That is right we finally got the reservations at yeah that is right New York New York.!!!! I cant wait, that fuckig trip is going to be the shit. This place is going to be crawling with pretty babies for me make out with and do other stuff.....like talking, oh yeah and reading with ..... Man i will not be surprise if one of us comes back with an STD, in fact i am expecting it, in fact we are having an competition on how many STD's we can come back with, casue to have and a STD you have to have the S .... Just playing, its all jokes....... but seriously i will have no inhibitions on the trip, i will let go and have fun like no other. I will for 5 days let go of any drama i might be having at the time and just simply have fun. And more improtantly make it fun for the rest of th guys especially Brandon, being that this is his birthday trip. Brandon you WILL get laid in Las Vegas, that is a guarantee. So I will go now and get myself ready for vegas baby yeahh!!!!!! its only 109 days, 13 hours, 35 minutes, and 54, 55, 56 seconds till VEGAS !!!! | | |
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